Astrosaurs Competition

A big thank you to everyone who entered our prehistoric dinosaur joke competition!

Your jokes made us laugh and a few made us groan but we enjoyed reading them all!

Here are the jokes from the ten lucky prize draw winners who each receive a copy of the Astrosaurs book “The Sabre-Tooth Secret”.

What do you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?
Bronto-snore-us
Henry, age 11 at Strichen School

What do you call a boring dinosaur?
Bore-osaurus
George, age 8 at Kingsbury Primary School

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus!
Jack, age 8 at Barton Clough Primary School

People say that Brontosaurus are not dangerous,
but that's not true if you're disguised as a leaf!
Maymuna, age 11 at Ravensthorpe CE Junior School

What do you call a hungry T-rex?
Oh no, trouble is here!
Molly, age 11 Lancaster Road Primary School

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