Egg Jokes
Tell us your most egg-cellent and egg-stravagent jokes.
Take a look at the ones which have got us cracking up (get it?) already!
Asha, age 8, Bramley St Peters
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
He wasn't peeling well!
Jayden, age 9, Medowfield Primary School
Knock Knock
Who's there?
An egg
An egg who?
An egg do you know
Rebecca, age 8, Kelvin Grove School
What did the egg say to the other egg before the party?
I'm so egg-xited!
Kimberley, age 10, Bankhead Primary School
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets, your keys might be there!
Olivia, age 9
Knock Knock
Who's there?
I love Doctor Who
I love Doctor Who, who?
You love Doctor Who?????????
Moneeba, age 8, Birchfields Primary School
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eggs go
Eggs go, who?
No - eggs go crack not who!
Shelby, age 8
Will you know me in a week?
Will you know me in a month?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don't remember
Brooke, age 9, Ashgrove
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split!
Russel, age 9
How did the egg get up the mountain?
It scrambled up!
